QWAK,R U ready for the "PUREANA DIET"? WOOF WOOF!
 

QWAK,I have two dogs and was buying a large bag of Purina at
Target, waiting in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,:puke:
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
Intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.:stickyman

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
Thatit works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it one more time.:puke:

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind
her.:chat:

Horrified,:eek: she asked if I'd been poisoned to end up in the hospital. I
told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car
hit me.:redface: :evil:

I thought the tall guy was going to have to have help as he staggered
to the door in hysterics.:applause_ :clap2: :coolbeer:

HE HE HE :rofl: :haha: :tongue: :banana: :banana:

the DUCK

Re: QWAK,R U ready for the "PUREANA DIET"? WOOF WOOF!
 

Dude you just made my day, thanks.

Re: QWAK,R U ready for the "PUREANA DIET"? WOOF WOOF!
 

QWAK,thorgrim,I understand that SOME TIMES it HELPS to join a GROUP for MORAL SUPORT!:albertein

http://thissiterocks.com/pics/p649.jpg

:banana: :haha: :banana: :haha: :banana: :haha:

HE HE HE
the DUCK

Re: QWAK,R U ready for the "PUREANA DIET"? WOOF WOOF!
 

QWAK,Elijah, HUMmmmmmmm You could be RIGHT! :coolbeer: :getdown: :banana: :banana:

the DUCK